Dr. Phil
The bald
madman on daily TV whose idea of therapy involves yelling at those
who seek his guidance. Was at one time
Oprah's bitch, but he now has his own show and thinks he's too good for her sexy ass.
Whenever people ask me for advice, I simply apply what I've learned from
Dr. Phil: I yell at them and
tell them how stupid and lazy they are and how all of their problems are their
fault.