Define Dragon Ass Meaning

Dragon Ass
A derivation of the term "dragging ass" used by stupid people that can't spell or quite often even read.

The proper usage would be for example...when watching a football game " What's up with the team today, they're all dragging ass out there They must have been up all night drinking and drilling skanks before the game!"

Improper use..."all the players have DRAGON ass"
By Nike
Dragon Ass
This is usually directly related to eating spicy foods, causing a burning sensation on your pooper.

The Spicy Shrimp gave me a bad case of Dragon Ass.
By Caressa
Dragon Ass
Caused from eating spicy food, especialy mexican food. Its as spicy on the way out as it is on the way in.

After eating at Taco Bell Larry had a bad case of dragon ass
By Julina
Dragon Ass
What you get when you combine Eastern foods, Southern Foods, and a large case of tequila.

Holy GOD! After last night, Derrick totally wrecked Sophie's bathroom. The hazmat team quarantined the entire block as indefinitely inhabitable.

Oh shit, that was probably a bigass party.

Nah man, Dragon Ass!
By Beverie
Dragon Assing
When you eat spicy food, and the next time you deficate it feels like fire is coming out of your ass.

I ate some spicy food last night , and all day I have been dragon assing.
By Ricki
Dragon Ass
Extreme burning sensation after a long evening of booze and spicy foods causing an anal flamethrower affect.

Man that curry gave me some meanDragon Ass this morning.
By Thomasine
Dragon Ass
The ability to pass gas that causes a burning sensation on someone elses skin or nose

Dude, your Dragon Ass made my leg burn.
By Magda
Dragon Ass
1. n: Someone who is very slow and always late for everything.

2. n: What someone gets when they have consumed way too many chili cheese dogs.

1. Where is Audrey? She is always dragon ass!

2. Dude, what did you eat today? You have some major dragon ass.
By Kirsti
Dragon Ass
A state of sluggishness, inactivity, and apathy usually brought on by an extended period of hard work.

This has been a such a long day. I've got a bad case of dragon ass
By Bianca
Ass Dragon
A mythical creature, friendly in nature, who comes to visit one several hours after one consumes spicy foods - making one's butthole feel as though it were shooting out fire while one defecates. The Ass Dragon's friendly, playful nature often makes him want to hang out for hours, sometimes hiding for a little while, peek-a-boo-style.

One more jalapeño slice would just be inviting the Ass Dragon and I don't have time to have my ass feel like it's on fire every hour tomorrow as I am addressing the Supreme Court in a very important case.
By Anne-Marie