A drunken college student who won't stop (sometimes simultaneously at various times of
day and night) fornicating/having sex on
your front lawn, pissing against your house, or breaking into your shed to vomit and then steal your sitting
lawn mower.
I wish those drunktards would stop getting their cum all over my lawn.
I am so happy
UPD arrested all those drunktards yesterday.
I caught this
drunktard in a giant net. I am going to keep it as a pet and feed it
nachos