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Define Duech Meaning

Duech
asshole; meany; not-nice person

way to be a duech, duech.
By Jo Ann
Dueche
How a ditz spells "douche".

Ditz: You are a dueche.
Guy: You mean a douche, dumb ass.
By Bobette
Dueche Baggery
A bunch of dueche bags doing their thing.

I was at the PTA meeting tonight and there was ample DUECHE BAGGERY afoot.
By Nance
Dueche Rocket
being a deuche above all other dueches

That asshat is a real dueche rocket with his duechey ways
By Lotti
Dueche Bag
1. Cunt Cleaner
2. Jerk
3. Fancy purse

1. "hey Ashley, have you seen my dueche bag? I need my cunt squeaky clean for prom night."

2.Jim:"Hey Tom, I kinda nailed your sister last night." Tom: " dude your such a deuche bag, she's only 13"

3." Mr.Hennington bought me the perfect douche bag for my birthday, it matches my favorite dress"
By Annetta
Dueche Nugget
1.Someone who does not have the mental capacity to perform normal human functions. Basically this person can be described as a retard.
2.Someone who is an asshole to everyone, and nobody likes them. Most people would just call them a "dueche"; however, this person is usually short in nature, hence the "nugget" part.

1. "Stop being a dueche nugget James and lets get going, you are always late!"
2. "James is being an ass, he's such a dueche nugget"
By Rosa
Dueche Nozzle
A slightly more severe than duechebag since the nozzle is actually the part of the dueche apparatus doing the dirty work. Coined by Adam Corolla.

Joey Jack is a fucking dueche nozzle.
By Wileen
Typical Dueche
Typical Dueche is self explanatory.

"Justin Beiber is such a typical dueche."
By Daisy
Dueche Lord
Pretty much self explanatory.... (any "higher" being) of the dueches

Ex: how does one become such a dueche lord?
By Ulrica
Dueche Cannoe
1. The small plastic item used to scrape out the remains a a womans previous duech in hopes she can use it again. Usually for poor people.

2. Can be sharpened and used as a shiv/shank.

1. Shahneekwah used her dueche cannoe to save herself some cash in hopes she wouldn't get a vaginal infection.

2. Binny got mad and stabbed her ex-husband with a dueche cannoe.
By Catarina