Define Earmuff Meaning

A term used to describe the orgasmic clamping action of a gal's inner thighs over the ears of somebody performing oral sex.

When you put your ear to your woman's vagina and listen for the ocean.

A command directed towards a child so he/she will cover her ears while an adult curses.

Earmuffs:

When you're going down on a woman ( preforming cunnilingus ) and she clamps her thighs on your head covering your ears, cause you're doing such a good job on your prefomance.

"Earmuffs" is a term to describe a girl that has amazingly sexy thighs that you want wrapped around your head. That way you can eat her muff while your ears are covered. Hence, being Earmuffed.

Earmuffs are what adults tell children to put on when they are talking about anything R-rated, or inappropriate for those children to be hearing. Good for when children have finally learned how to spell, and they are in all adult company.

Hands put over a child's ears so adults can cuss. Sometimes followed with the child crawled up in a ball and yelling LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA until the parents stop yelling.

Or even an adult who covers thier ears in such manner as to act like they cannot hear the other person.

Noun: When a big breasted woman wraps her tits around your head, covering your ears; her tits are the earmuffs.

A deaf lesbian

When two vaginas are facing both ears of a human, and begin to gyrate back and forth upon the ear.