A little district on long island.
you know your from
elwood when...
1.You know everyones name in your school.
2.Theres about 200 people in your grade and even thats huge.
3.Everyone knows who you are and everything about you, before you do.
4.You think
Burke or
Geiser is hott.
5.Everyone not from elwood goes to elwood shopping center
6.Verley Park is the hot spot.
7.The Sit Down Lady is the only
lunch lady you can bitch out on.
8.
Elwood is probably the smallest town and you refuse to walk anywhere.
9.People who live 15 minutes away down know what "elwood' is.
10.You come home from class color day looking like an alien.
11.Everyone has had atleast one rumor spread about them
12.Your called a whore, no matter what you do.
13.You only run Track to stare at Burke
14.
Tropical Smoothie is wear you spend all your money.
15.No good movies ever play at Elwood Quad
16.You know all the shortcuts for everything
17.You know the quick way through the fences near the
tenis courts.
18.You know which side of the cafeteria to sit on.
19.You wish there was still feild day at the end of there year
20.You say you hate your life atleast once a week
21.You wanna move far far away
22.You hate that elwood is so small
23.You go in
the El's on halloween and come home covered in shaving cream and other things.
24.You used to to know the lock combo for the ice machine.
25.Ms.
Gise or however u wanna spell is is the only lunch lady i wouldnt talk back to.
26.
mkay mkay mkay mkay. you have had mr.trabulsi or mr.
mead
