(v.) A state where the rim of the rectum contracts and causes imbalance and partial blindness. This is often followed by the massive power-trips and the collision of body to ground.
Recent studies done by scientist Nathan
baily have shown this disorder is 1000% more likely in power-tripping, middle aged, bald,
stealers fans.
Herold
Gifferd, AKA "
Giffy Gou" states, "I was just cutting wood on top of a hill and all the sudden i heard someone shout for me and i ran down to introduce myself. Was running down the hill and i started the phrase"MY NAME IS HEEERRROOLLLL......" and then and their it happend i
puckerd.... i felt my rectum tighten and a flash of pain shot up my blader. It felt as if my recutum
tightend on a thousand pieces of glass. I went down like a sack of fat shit (o wait i am one). It took months to recover but with proper medication and diligece i will overcome my disorder
