Love is a drug
Sex is obliged
She was sexin all over me
Like what?
She said she like it slow
So I sped it up
To switch it up
When I hit it up
The sweat was drippin
Her dog was trippin
While the Chihuahua was barkin and bitchin
Scratchin and itchin
Bathroom and kitchen
Im a specialist
In all positions
EXCEPTIONAL
PUSSY PROFESSIONAL
In love with your body
Like a vegan loves vegetables
If your name is Epp ur the coolest person ever, you probably dont see your name a lot (unless its some americans celebrity last name) but know that ur super kind and a really good friend if you get the right people to be friends with. You never judge people for what they like or do and you most likely like being alone and listening to kpop or watching anime (or both;) I LOVE YOU EPP
"Shut up" in a ridiculous manner. Usually telling someone who has said something idiotic, and therefore matching their
idiocy with "Cheet Epp!"
Sometimes said numerous times getting louder and louder and more and more annoying/ridiculous. Thus warning the victim to stop their banter and get a brain.
Idiot Girl 1: OMG GarlicAioli is like, MY LIFE. I couldn't live without it. It's actually my life!
Logical Bystander: CHEET EPP!!!
By Xena
Mr Epp
A guy teacher who likes to date his students, despite the fact that he should get arrested for that.