Evander handypalm, (n). A type of masturbation using a vinyl
boxing glove and some
KY to stroke your meat till you
bust one out through the grasp hole, hopefully onto someplace it's had to wipe off. Done best while sweating after a workout in a locker room.
Tibone: You ever try the
evander handypalm?
Ronnie:
The what?
Tibone: That's when you beat off in a
boxing glove.
Ronnie: Damn, that's weird, but I'll try it.