Define Face Me Meaning

Face Me
Used in context of Bukkake.
This is said when somone wants to be jizzed on by a bunch of total strangers.

Ghey1 - "OMG LOL U R HAWT"
Ghey2 - "OMG U WANNA FACE ME?"
Ghey1 - "WOOT YEAY PLEEZ!!1"
By Arline
Face Me
Used to tell someone to add you as a friend on Facebook.

Chris Usher: "I have a facebook, face me."
By Jemima
Fuck Me Face
The facial expression a woman has when she is at the brink of sexual satisfaction. May be a vital thing to consider when looking for a girlfriend.

"Damn, Kim looked good last night, i bet she has a fantastic fuck me face"
By Jenny
Give Me Face
basically to give head aka oral sex

before anything else...give me face first.
By Nancee
Punch Me Face
A term given to a person, usually a man, that has an excruciating characteristic, usually physical, that makes you unwillingly want to deck them in the face. They pretty much look like huge assholes, you'll know one when you see one. They may not necessarily be an asshole. Jack Nicholson and AJ Pierzynski have intense punch me faces.

"I got fired from work today."
"No shit? Why?"
"I don't know, my boss just has this punch me face."
By Ruthe
Giving Me Face
When someone looks at you with a bad or snotty expression.

By Kerianne
Cum-on-me Face
The face of a woman that is somewhere between incredibly sexy and that of a butter face. Indicates the desire of a man to ejaculate onto her face. Normally found on a woman who is marginally attractive.

Can also be used to describe a face that begs for cum to be on it simply by its features. Example: High cheek bones or pouty lips.

Megan Fox, on a Sunday, in her coffee-run sweats, has a cum-on-me face.
By Ferdinanda
Punch Me Face
A persons face that simply by its presence demands action, usually punching (kicking, slapping or stabbing also apply).

Victims are helpless to resist physically damaging people who don't cover up their 'Punch me face' due to an allergic reaction with the optic nerve.

Examples include but are not limited to: Justin Bieber, The cast of jersey shore

Person1: There is a Justin Bieber gig tonight.
Person2: They have to pay security A LOT to keep the audience back at his gigs
Person1: why? His musak sucks!
Person2: Yes, but he has punch me face
Person1: You mean like the cast of Jersey Shore?
Person2: Correct Sir!
By Catlaina
GIVE ME FACE!
A term used to demand the action of "a snog" by the use of rolling on the floor screaming "GIVE ME FACE!" in an extremely drunken fashion. Preferably whilst trying to remove an item of clothing.

Vikki - "Wow she is reeeeaally smashed right now, watch out this is when she starts to get horny..."

Tiff - "GIVE ME FACE! GIVE ME FACE! GIVE ME FACE!"
By Elfreda
Dick In Me Face
interjection

1. an americanized version of the British colloquial shit the bed often used in place of more common interjections(Shit, Damn it, Fuck, etc.)

2. used to express frustration, anger, and the feelings generally associated to one making a mistake or something going wrong.

3. a term used when you get slapped in the face by a proverbial phallus(Dick)

{when walking to the bathroom early in the morning a person stubs their toe}

person:Dick in me Face!

{You been having a bad day and someone gives you some more bad news(the straw that breaks the camels back)}

Person 1: Dude, you car just got towed!
Person 2: Dick In Me Face!
By Addie