Define Fake Shit Meaning

When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.

A term for synthetic marijuana, aka K2, spice, etc, a potpourri blend that contains synthetic cannabinoids that was usually legal and sold in gas stations. Popular in the late 2000's and early 2010's, it was smoked when real marijuana was either unavailable or unable to be consumed due to being drug tested, as fake shit doesn't show in a drug test. The health effects of fake shit are very questionable.

The act of sitting on the toilet with an electronic device claiming to be shitting.

To con coworkers into believing you are taking a shit when, in effect, you are someplace else not taking a shit and also not working for an extended period of time... and probably doing drugs.

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet.

A phrase used to describe someone who constantly commits hypocritical actions. A chronic liar. Someone who does not follow through with what they say they are going to do.

Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.

Something outrageously fake, to the point where the intention of passing it off as genuine is more egregious than its inherent fakeness.

The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour