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Farf
Another term for hair that grows around the anus.

I was pretty sure that the chef didn't like me because I found farf in my soup.
By Fifine
Farf
To inadvertantly fart whilst laughing.

oh jesus, I just farfed.
By Janella
Farf
When you fart and barf simultaneously, thus farf.

Scenario: *you are at the salon. A lady with a ‘can I speak to the manager’ haircut storms toward you. Her name is most likely Karen or Susan.
Karen: Can I speak to the manager?!
Britney: No Karen, how dare you have the audacity to ask that? I have been busy farfing you selfish whore.
Karen: Go take your gastroenteritis infected arse elsewhere!
Britney: *farfs*
Karen: you farfing whore!
*Stage black out*
By Fiann
Farfing
Farting and barfing at the same time. Usually happens when drunk.

Man, Chris was so drunk last night. All I remember after the second bottle of Jager was him farfing in the toilet!
By Anastassia
Farf
The act of farting and barfing at the same time. Often done after a night of drinking and eating bad enchiladas.

We stopped by Whiskey Pete's on the way back to California from Las Vegas. The buffet was so bad, I had to pull over on the side of the road and farf like a mofo.
By Melantha
Farf
The absolute greatest guy around

"Wow, I sure am lucky to have the Farf as my friend. What an amazing guy he is."
By Roseanna
FARF
A short way of writing "Funny as Rare Fungus"

Karl: I threw up today!
Matt: Haha, that's FARF!
By Alysa
Farfing
The act of coughing whilst farting in order to mask the sound of your gas passing.

I couldn't stop farfing at work today. It smelled terrible but at least no one heard!
By Dennie
Farf
Simultaneously farting and barfing

"Fuck, I'm sick as hell, I think I'm about to farf really really hard."
By Nessy
Farfing
the nasty case of the smelly, runny, shits that you get after a heavy night of drinking. also known as barfing out your ass.

i was farfing all day today and it smelled disgusting
By Phillis