The result of either a)richuals b) shots c)
chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as Sooass. Usually accompanied by his
accomplice 'Dick', Fast Eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the
vicinity, dances as if he's on speed, and wakes up in an unknown location usually with no memory of the night before.
Did you guys see Fast Eddie grabbing boobs, doing
the robot,
puking in
the cab, ripping his clothes off and pouring drinks on himself? It was hilarious, I can't wait to party with Fast again.