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Define Fat Hog Meaning

Fat Hog
big fat-ass dickweed.

Which one of you fat hogs ate my damn pizza?!
By Siobhan
Fat Hog
A big dork or jerk. Such as one who is unaware of his surroundings, or uncaring of others' feelings

Bill, you fat hog, get out of my way!
By Elianore
Fat Hog
Pronounced fat hog
Noun
Definition: A mans dick is so huge it resembles a fat hog when erect

My dick is so big it looks like a fat hog . Your dick is too small to be a fat hogs

“Becky unzipped johns pants to find he had a fat hog of a penis. So fat that it couldn’t fit inside her”

“John only wears jeans because he has a fat hog that can’t be controlled by his shorts”
By Jobyna
Fat Hog
When a very large "dip" or smokeless tobacco is packed in the mouth.

Zach packed a Fat Hog in lunch today.

Im surprised the principal has'nt caught Randy with that Fat Hog in, what a dumbass.
By Anet
Packing A Fat Hog
Taking a thick penis anally

I couldn't answer the phone, I was packing a fat hog.
By Helen
Cut The Fat Hog
In the midwest, this is an old term, still commonly used, meaning good sum of money was made on a business deal. No "ass" part to it, goofs, you (cut) stick a hog in the neck...

He cut the fat hog when he sold that car.
By Aggie
Packing A Fat Hog
The act of scooping out a large chunk of Skoal, Copenhagen, or Redman and placing it in your lip of cheek. Extremely popular with students at Episcopal High School in Houston and Cascia Hall Catholic School in Tulsa. Originates with a couple freshman at Cascia.

Normal Teenager: Hey, where were you at the football game last night?

Episcopal Kid: dude, football is gay as shit, I was packing a fat hog all night at Kyle's ranch. We went mudding for like 3 hours.

Normal Tulsa Teen: what'd you guys do last night?

Cascia Kid: we were at Morp, you are such a fag for not going, it was soo awesome. I was packing a fat hog and they had like 3 handles of vodka!!
By Petronilla
Cutting A Fat Hog
Cutting a fat hog is like working in a cushy government job where you are getting high wages, excellent benefits, excellent retirement plan, very easy work, and almost no chance of getting laid off or fired. It can also mean something like winning the lottery, inheriting a huge sum of money, or something else that provides your life with lots of affluence, power or advantage.

Once he got hired at the Department of Water and power, he was cutting a fat hog from then until he retired.
By Corina
Cut A Fat Hog In The Ass
Etymology: Contrary to popular belief, it has nothing to do with vehicles.
The term originated in the Ozarks, and originally derived from when a man would slaughter a hog and discover a (surprisingly) thick layer of fat (or lard) between the meat and skin, which would then be able to be rendered off and used in cooking throughout the coming year.
When a person was to have something that comes into their favor they were to say that “they cut a fat hog in the ass”.

Common definitions:
1. To have a monetary gain.
2. To have something beneficial occur in their favor.
3. To have a raucous time.

1. I sure cut a fat hog in the ass when I bet on that 30-1 horse and won!
2. I can't believe that Whitney agreed to go out with me, I sure cut a fat hog in the ass this time!
3. I feel like crap today, but man did we cut a fat hog in the ass last night!
By Corinne
Cut A Fat Hog In The Ass
def: to try to take an easier path to a goal with predictably unfortunate consequences.

The idiot tried to cut a fat hog in the ass when he drove through that parking lot to avoid the signal and ran right into the side of a car backing out of a spot.
By Cornelle