Eyo which menu do you use? Ozark! BAHAHAHA shitty menu imma crash you now
By Gilda
Ozark
Also a town in SWMissouri known to area males as HOEzark as there is something in the water that causes 80-85% of all females living there to become cheap or free Hoes.
Did you see what Judy from Ozark was wearing at the mall?Hell you could see her coochie lips even while she was standin up!
Yea, she be from HOEzark. That skirt makes for EZ access for any guy who wantrs to fuck her. Her big sister was the same way.
By Devina
Ozark
A small ghetto town in lower Alabama, also known as Krazo, which is Ozark spelled backwards for you slow ones. There is not much to Ozark, just an Applebees and a theater with a sticky floor and two screens. If you are ever given the opportunity to move to this wonderful little place... don't.
The Ozarks (also referred to as Ozarks Mountain Country, the Ozark Mountains, and the Ozark Plateau) are a physiographic and geologic highland region of the central United States. It covers much of the southern half of Missouri and an extensive portion of northwestern and north central Arkansas. The region also extends westward into northeastern Oklahoma and extreme southeastern Kansas.
It is used in slang to mean somewhere that is particularly hillbilly-esque, remote, or home to rednecks. Think of the movie "Deliverance." If you are in the Ozarks, you WILL be raped by hillbillies.
A male, typically found in white suburban areas. Uses manly activities and careers as a facade for deep-seeded homoerotic tendencies.
Studies have shown that 99% of Ozarks have intimate and severely dominatrix relationships with their male superiors (at the workplace) and usually refer flirtatiously to these events in code, usually referencing some common man interest.
ie. "Hey, that new Sons of Anarchy episode last night was amazing" really translates to something along the lines of "Hey, (Said named Superior) that new lube we tried last night was amazing"
