2: Bob: I just got a fender guitar.
Jeff: Looks pretty shitty.
Bob: ... (watches silently as god smites jeff with a bolt of lightning.)
3: Max: Blacklights are fender.
Bob: Your stoned.
By Clarinda
Fender
noun. A male's penis. Since a bumper is known as a female's butt, it only serves right that the fender be in the front, hence the penis.
When a bumper meets a fender it usually means that someone is screwing someone elses brains out...unless in the circumstances that clothes are still on then there's just excessive grinding and/or dry humping
Damn if you keep rubbin up against me with that huge bumper, my fender gonna tear that up!!!
You gonna cause a fender bender if you keep that up.
By Eve
Fender
a folded piece of foil that you smoke meth on... always dull side up y'all!
Jerry: "Craig, I just bought my fagbaby a Fender!"
Craig: "Nice job, dickwad, now he's going to be just as gay as you."
Jerry: "WHAT?! What do you think I should have bought for him?"
Craig: "A Rickenbacker."
By Minny
Fender
When you are coming off an extreme swamp hangover and nothing but the most unhealthy food will get you backon your feet
Bro #1: holy shit man that party in the 'Cuse was loko Bro #2: ya dude im pretty sure I still can taste the chunder from this morning, could totally go for some fender right now
Crazy Carney: Well howdy-do folks how about some good 'ol 'merican deep fried oreos!
A well established golf habit which is to utter a phrase either before or after a player hits a golf shot that will inevitably cause the golf ball struck to not go in the desired location.
Fendering (verb) Saying something to an opponent's golf ball to prevent it from going where it was going to go before the phrase was uttered.
Please do not Fender me by saying nice putt before my golf ball was about to go in the hole.
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