NOUN: An inebriated flat assed male, who wears old man clothes and sleeps with ghosts. Has an obsession with academics and Hogwarts. The more alcohol in his system, the more
useless information emits from his deranged mind. Idolizes Mike "The Situation" and Pauly-D on
the 1's and 2's. Also, bathes in
alfredo sauce.
Sara: Let's do a shot!
(Four shots later)
Fesse: I've already told you guys this a thousand times, but my parents' bought me this
really expensive reference guide collection. I cried and
jizzed in my pants a little bit.
"Fuck your Honda Civic, I have a
horse outside."
