Define Filch Meaning

v : to steal something small or of little value

To nick, or steal, something.

To steal leftover food (usually claimed)from someone you live with.

To filch is when a man eyaculates inside someones anus (usually another man), then he sucks the cum out with a straw like object. The filcher is the one who eyaculates. The filchee is the receptor of the cum. Filching is the act of filching. Filched is the usual past tense of the verb.

this is the act of de-clawing and shaving a hampster and shoving it up the rectum to let it crawl around until it dies.

Shoving a hamster or other animal up your ass. Can also be used pretty much everywhere.

this i an x file, mulder and scully do this

from the age of sexually deprived people who just loved their animals, involves shoving rather porr inocent furry rodents up ones backside to achieve sexual pleasure.
pass time of townies

The substance formed when it's so hot that sweat runs down your back and into your arsecrack, liquifying the unwiped shit.

Basically, a food stealing whore, or a food whore.