Define Fissure Meaning

Fissure
A cut inside your anus. A.K.A. "Butt hole cut"


By Carissa
Fissure
Caused by the stuffing of bananas up the anus.

Often experienced by veteran porn actors. e.g. Bree Olsen, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels, Flower Tucci.

Bill: 'Arghhh, too many bananas'. FISSURE!

Alana: 'hehehehhe'
By Bidget
Fissures
Open wounds in the skin. Usually gaping and the source of a nasty odor, they usually occur on or around the anus and buttox areas. See George W Olson for an example.

The rot that lives in George's gaping fissures forced me to sleep on the couch.
By Junina
Ass Fissure
When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.
By Viole
Fissure Price
- noun

Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.

Person 1: I thought it would be funny to see if I could fist myself with Optimus Prime, but I blew out my rectum.

Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price...
By Nessi
Fissure Scissor
Scissoring buttholes, like what lesbians do with their clitorii.

He invited her over to Netflix and fissure scissor.
By Chloe
Butt Fissure
A crack in your ass, literally. May cause proliferate bleeding, see a doctor.

I ate a bunch of glass for breakfast and the next day I had a butt fissure, who knew?
By Helenka
Anal Fissure
The breaking of the skin around and inside the anus, generally caused by the skin being stretched too far. Some bleeding may occur as a result.

Anal fissure is typically caused by sexual acts which involve the insertion of anything large into the anus. Anal sex alone can cause anal fissure, though this is highly unlikely if enough lubrication is used (and, if the penetrating partner is careful).

It is more likely to occur during sexual acts such as fisting.

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By Marline
Anal Fissure
When an ass crack gets open sooooooo far that the tissue of youre anus rips, enabling lava to eject from ur anus.

Oh shit.... My anus just fissured (anal fissure)
By Jobie
Fissure Kid
When a woman’s vagina is so stinky he does her in the ass but because she has a fissure(tear) that runs from the anus to the vagina his sperm gets her pregnant.

By Minny