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complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing
business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed
sins.
Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders:
'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda
nutcase?