A common idiot misspelling of "Phlegm", which is "a thick, sticky, stringy mucus produced by the respiratory tract, usually as the result of irritation, inflammation, or infection of the airways."
Flemming is the scandinavian term and spelling off. Fleming Flemming also refers to a Danish bookseries about the teenager boy Flemming and his James Bond like life. Where he experience and solve domestic crimes.
In the late 60's the Danes named there boys Flemming..
So a lot off the boys actually is called a nickname or by their Lastname..
Flemming is the guy you can trust and he stands up for you..He will protect and help you without condition..but don't hurt him! He has a memory of an elephant
when ur taking the girl up the stinker, and u cum in her ass & she farts! voila! u have but flem
By Adrienne
Flemming
Verb. The practice of leaving or depositing your feacal matter in an inappropriate place. eg: Microwave
The dog totally flemminged on the lounge floor." "Dude you got too drunk and got your flemming on in the microwave" "Flemming is disgusting, why would anyone do that?
Ahhh mate I’m gonna get absolutely flemmed tonight!!
Mate did you see Ollie last night he was fucking flemmed!
By Coleen
Flems
A Flems is a noun. You can be a Flems.
You can use Flems after the name "Ems" - Ems Flems.
A Flems is a smol person, very smol person.
She likes Anime a lot, meaning she's a bigass weeb.
She lives mostly of cola zero and gifflar.
She is adorable af and very kind, she likes to dress in pretty dresses, but mostly black. Fifty shades of black. hehe.
