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Foner
A word to describe a fake boner caused by an unfortunate crease of the pants.

I glanced over at Peter and it seemed as though he had a boner, Peter yelped: "Naaaaa son, it's just a foner!"
By Hazel
Foner
A foner is what occurs when talking about, thinking about or preparing to eat a particularly delicious food

"We've got to stop talking about baked Camembert...it's too much!"

Ebony agreed, whole heartedly. "I know. I know. I'm getting a foner just thinking about it."
By Bathsheba
Foner
The word to describe a boner you get when your mom explains the feast she will be preparing for thanksgiving.

A food boner.

Mom- "Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes with roasted marshmallows, honey ham, spaghetti and meatballs...."

You- "Mom! Stop your giving me a foner!"
By Madelene
Foner
Faggot boner. Where a homosexual gets a boner off of another guy.

Neill just got a foner off of Willie.
By Nance
Foner
a person who fakes being a stoner so that they can look like a big guy

-"man i'm so fukin zaked"
-"no ur not you foner"
By Rosie
Foner
when you get a huge massive boner from looking at a oily phone

that oily phone gives me such a foner
By Daile
Foner
A foner is the unexpected erection when one is encountered with or thinks about some kind of delicious food. Foner literally translates to Food Boner.

"Mmm, what y'all cookin up? This smell's giving me a serious foner!"

"Don't mention GBK, the thought will give a foner"
By Dorthy
Foner
The female version of a boner. Often when a female gets sexually aroused, excited, etc. Her vagina will experience a pulsing, throbbing sensation. This may last for one moment or a few hours, depending on the subject's arousal.

Francheska- "He took of his shirt and jumped into the pool and when I saw his tattoo I totally got a foner."
By Shara
Foner
Female boner

"Bro you give me a foner"
By Pia
Foner
Occurs mainly in women's jeans when the zipper curls up near the crotch line in a way in which one appears as if they have a boner.

Gertrude sat down in her chair.
"You have a boner?" Her friend whispered to her.
"No!" Gertrude cried, before hushing to a whisper, "A foner."
By Jordanna