Define Forster Meaning

Forster
a whimpy person, which keeps crying and complaining about how terrible their life is, although they are better off than anyone else around them, e.g. having hiphop-gangsta-playa-style clothes bought for them by their mother which are worth several hundred dollars, a suit for several hundred dollars, a macbook for several thousand dollars, have had a married five year older girlfriend who allowed them to have analsex with her all the time, spend most of the time smoking best quality weed while everyone else is forced to smoke cheap pot while not willing to share it, have got busted while driving their car stoned and drunk several times withouth having to lose their driving license because their mother knew the local police chief, and so on.

a forster will always cry and bitch and tell everyone how he or she will blow his or her brains out with his father's gun. he or she will always tell their problems to everyone, no matter whether that person wants to hear them or not. however, if demanded to return the favor of listening to one own's problems, they will not listen to you and instead start to ignore you.

synonyms: pussy, emo, faggot

the sun does not shine today. damn i feel so forster.
By Ianthe
Forster
depressed, emo, smitten, struck, down

A: "Oh no, my girlfriend left me! I want to kill myself!"
B: "Dude, quit being so forster already."
By Genny
Kyle Forster
A boy that can be incredibly smart, yet one of the most stupid people ever! Gets the best luck sometimes. They are also very funny, and have lots of friends.

i wish i was Kyle Forster

Funny Smart
By Tomi
Forstering About
Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.

The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.

Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.
By Lisette
Floch Forster
Floch Forster is a character in the japanese series Attack on Titan and the Leader of the unfathomably based Yeagerist faction. His most defining traits are his patriotism, insane determination and absolute basedness in general.

Despite popular opinion he is also one of the bravest and selfless characters in the series.

"His determination rivals that of Floch Forster's"
By Jerrie
Jake Forster
A jew with a big nose who loves money whilst being orally pleasured by a cat

By Hildagard
Mrs Forster
An unappealing/ ugly woman in her late thirties or forties who dresses like she is a teenager and seems to be experiencing a permanent midlife crisis in which they act with out thinking and dress as slutty as possible.

A Mrs Forester will attempt to seduce younger males and will usually fail.

Mrs Foresters are normally divorced or in an unhappy relationship with a few children who dislike her, she how ever believes that she is hip and popular with younger generations.

She is an all round embarrassment

Person 1: "Oh dear god look at how short her skirt is, shes dressed like a prostitute but shes like 50!"

Person 2: "That's a classic Mrs Forster mate."
By Harmony
Floch Forster
Floch Forster is a character from the Anime/Manga Attack on Titan. He is the de-facto leader of the Yeagerists and one of the most human, realistic and bravest characters in the show. He is known for being resilient, determined, his undying loyalty and brutal honesty, not shying away from truth-bombing his fellow comrades and captain during a memorial. He is such an amazing character that he revokes powerful reactions from the viewers, he’s either hated or loved.

"People still don't stan Floch Forster in 2020?"

"Nope, they still hate him for being mean to Armeme.
By Vonnie
Julia Forster
That one girl with the fat ass and is hot as fuck. Whoever does not want to tap her is probably gay as fuck. She's that one girl who is probably going to either be a porn star when they grow up or marry a celeb, because HOLY SHIT SHE'S HOT AS FUCK. She is the type of girl who posts a lot of ass pictures and nobody complains because she got that Mmmmmm fat one. She doesn't go to your school, but for some reason everyone knows who she is because she is hot as fuck.

Person 1: Hey guys, have you seen Julia Forster's new post?
Person 2: Yeah, I failed No nut November because of it.

Person 1: Dude Julia's got such a nice ass
Person 2: She's not that hot.
Person 1: YOU'RE FUCKING GAY. EXILED TO THE GAY CORNER
By Annora
Ringo Farrell Forster
Ringo is a fatty who loves to eat people’s chocolate because he’s a chocolate addict and a big fatty bom bom he is owned by the one and only whore of them all Freya Farrell Forster and she loves to feed him myyyyy chocolate he’s a rude thing that’s is raped daily by his owner she can’t get enough of him and his fishy arse crack

Have you heard about Freya raping the fatty ringo Farrell Forster

What AGAIN
By Janeta