Student: "It's 7:50 AM and I have ten minutes to get to class, I'm going to turn on
Free Bird to make sure I'm not late!"
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (ballad guitar riff) (sings) "If I leave here tomorrow..."
(5 minutes later)
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (song suddenly gets faster) "...Lord I can't change, won't you
fly high free bird"
Student: "Shit! Five minutes till class and I am not halfway there!"
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (five minute guitar solo) (song fades away)
Student: (runs into the classroom)
Professor: "you JUST made it!"