Used when:
a) One is in a difficult situation.
b) Has heard something unbelieveable or shocking.
c) Has hurt themselves.
An extended Australian version: "
Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi
Pump!" (Yabbi Pump:
Suction device used to
pump Yabbis from the sand)
Examples:
a) "
Fuck me sideways,
wrong hole!"
b) "I just won a million dollars!" "
Well fuck me sideways!"
c) (*Slams toe into wall*) "Fuck me sideways that hurt!"
"I just rooted a Kangaroo!" "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!"