Define Fuck Water Meaning

Fuck Water
Any clear alcohol that can be used to get someone drunk enough for sex.

He Lenny, put some fuck water in that Kool-Aid.
By Alecia
Straight Fucking Water
That of legitimacy

Jacksepticeye: STRAIGHT FUCKING WATER

Or
Jacksepticeye: Straight fucking dirty bean water *sips coffee/dirty bean water*
By Lorita
Water Fucking
Having sexual intercourse in water- whether a pool, lake, ocean, hot tub, etc.

Cindy and Glenn were water fucking last night in the hot tub.
By Veronike
Water Fucking
a way for a female to masterbate by taking a showerhead, or something that pumps water, and pumping water into themselves.

lisa felt lonely in the shower, so she grabed the shower head and started water fucking herself.
By Myrtice
Water Fuck
Masturbating in a hot tub with an opened water bottle.
Works for both males and females.

Suzie and John were having fun in a hot tub water fucking, but they weren't doing it to each other.
By Judie
Water Fuck

Children swim at this pool you water fuck.
By Irina
Fucking Close To Water
A joke from a Monty Python live show regarding watery American beer.

Monty Python:

" Frankly over here we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
It's fucking close to water. "
By Wilhelmina
Water Fuck

Karl: Just fuck your mom

Lukas: Water fuck man!
By Jocelyne
Water Fucking
When you have sex in a body of water; most commonly in a hot tub or pool.

We agreed to do some water fucking at Joe's pool party.
By Ronni