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Funcle
a funcle is a fun uncle.

Funcles contract syphillis more than regular uncles
By Matti
Funcle
A Funcle is the act of 2 men fucking the same girl while playing the classic children's test of strength game "Uncle". Hence "Fucking Uncle" or Funcle. It's best played when the woman is on all fours receiving penetration from one player and pleasuring the other orally.

My best friend and I thought with a little luck and a lot of beer we had a good shot at the Funcle with my 2nd cousin, Suzzie.
By Christalle
Funcle
Someone who at first is your uncle and then hooks up with your mom and marries her and becomes your father instead. Combine Father and uncle and you have a funcle. This mostly happens with low income, ignorant redneck families.

Tom said, "My mom is now dating my uncle Kenny and they are getting married next month, so I guess that makes him my funcle or step-funcle."
By Flossie
Funcle
a female uncle (different than an aunt)


Luke: My uncle speaks 7 different languages!
Kseniya: Oh i'm so jealous i want to be your uncle
Luke: Post surgery I hope
Kseniya: No, im a funcle!
By Stephenie
Funcle
a very large six-sided vibrator with jagged ends and suction cups.

Funcles are often used at slumber parties.
By Brooke
Funcle
a female uncle

when your aunt marries a woman she becomes your female uncle there for you get funcle
By Colline
Funcle
When your Uncle is too fun to just be a normal 'Uncle'. This Uncle must be referred to as 'Funcle'

Example: I cannot wait to go visit my Funcle Dick in Ohio!!
By Lilyan
Funcle
The fun uncle.

Dang, your funcle Noah parties harder than I do -Everyone
By Merci
Funcled
When your uncle takes you down to his basement and shows you a good time and teaches you the art of the penis.

Niko was funcled by Joe.
By Corliss
Funcle
Fun uncle-noun

Wow, thank god my funcles Noah and Benjamin came to this party. Now we can finally have a good time!
By Reena