Define Glaucoma Meaning

Glaucoma
1. An eye disease that causes blindness and can be treated with weed.

2. A good excuse.

No, Officer, its for my Glaucoma, honest!
By Donnie
Glaucoma
A disease in the eye where the vessels in the back become gradually constricted prohibiting fluid to exit the eye easily.

Over time, this gradual build-up of fluid begins to cause damage to the nerves in the eye, which is irreversible.

The first signs of glaucoma are frequent headaches which become worse and more common as time goes on without treatment.

A common misconception is that the ONLY cure for Glaucoma is marijuana. Yes, that is an option, for weak hearted druggies. The COMMON way to treat glaucoma is by a series of eye drops which go into the effected eye once, or twice, a day.

Common Eye Drops to Treat Glaucoma are as followed:

Cosopt
Xalatan
Lumigan
Alphagan

Note; Glaucoma currently has no cure, it can only be controlled.

Idiot Druggie ~ oh snap!1!111 u hav glaucoma?? U muss be lucki... u get all da drugs u w@nt!!11!!!1

Glaucoma Struck Lad - You idiot, don't you realize that that is simply one method in controlling glaucoma; the moronic way. Why don't you get your mind out of your drug induced world and expand your horizons. For you see, MOST people combat glaucoma with special eye drops.
By Timothea
Glaucoma
A sexual term used when a man cums in a woman's eye. The term is used because it describes giving someone hazy vision.

The woman couldn't see after the man came in eye because her vision was similar to having glaucoma.
By Monique
Anal Glaucoma
Anal Glaucoma is more like an excuse to get out of work.

boss: hello boss here
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!
By Doris
Anal-glaucoma
another word for taking a sick day from work or school when you really aren't sick

I called work and took an anal-glaucoma day. I'm still hung over from last night.

I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.
By Melody
Rectal Glaucoma
Just can't see my ass coming into work today.

Boss, bad news the doctor has told me I have a serious case of rectal glaucoma.I have to stay home and self medicate.
By Ulrica
Anal Glaucoma
when you just can't see your ass doing something...

He called in with a case of anal glaucoma--said he just couldn't see his ass getting out of bed and coming in to work.
By Darsie
Paranoid Glaucoma

dude...that chick wont stop staring at me! She must have paranoid glaucoma.
By Ilse
Anal Glaucoma
Affliction that often affects the chronically disinterested and unmotivated.

T-roy looked at the clock and made the statement to the rest of the group at the meeting, "I'm rapidly developing an affliction of anal glaucoma. I just can't see my ass sitting here listening to you folks one more minute."
By Vikki
Anal Glaucoma
You can't see your ass coming to work today.
Reason used as an excuse when a person does not want to go to work.

My co-worker claimed Anal Glaucoma. When I asked what it was, someone said, "He couldn't see his ass coming to work today."
By Kally