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Define Glistens Meaning

Glistening
A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."

HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening.
By Julee
Glisten
Toothpaste that retains the sparkling white quality of one's teeth, even after living underground and spending time in Mexican jail.

"He swore by that Glisten"
"Who left the cap off my f***ing Glisten?"
By Stevena
Glistening
A sparking, shiny after-sex glow.

Jordon is finally glistening after he climaxed for the first time.

Can you believe Jordon doesn't know he is glistening??
By Selene
Glistenous
Noun; extremely shiny and or glistening.

In Captain America, First Avenger, Chris Evan's abs were glistenous.

"Did you see Rhianna's highlight! It was glistenous!"

"Did you put some baby oil on your foe head? It looks glistenous!"

"Nia, you light up the whole room! You glistenous!"
By Nissa
Glisten
Noun: Female sweat or persperation

"Man, I always work up a sweat when I run. But my girl just glistens"

"Yo, check out the glisten on that chick..."
By Kate
Glistens
To shine due to expensive jewelry or Cleanliness

Look at that dude! His platinum watch and chain glistens in the moonlight.
By Pippa
Glisten
When a vampire from the twilight universe goes out into the sun. It's achieved by regular people by sweating and being out in the sun.

I ran four miles and got my glisten on
By Arlette
Glisten
whne one burgo sweats and produces a shiny oder which consists of wonderful smells

i dont sweat, I glisten
By Timmi
Glisten Noise
The glisteny noise a turd makes when it it is being pushed out of your pooper.

Listening to his colleagues glisten noise in the cubicle next door was the best part of Pete's day.
By Mahala
Glistening Profusely
What a hot chick does when, in actuality, she is sweating like a pig

That chick on the stairmaster has a puddle of water under her from glistening profusely! Good thing she's hot or that would be disgusting!!
By Alana