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Define Glob Meaning

Glob
Is the feeling you get in your stomach after you eat it.

Live Free and Glob Hard
By Trudie
Glob
glob is a senseless variant of blog a short more efficient variant of weblog. it has however raised the class level of weblogging to reaches never before achieved.

god wont those losers ever get with the times? blog is like so yesterday. all y'all wish you were as cool as me with my glob.
By Xaviera
Glob
ignorant unattractive (generally fat) person who is popular because they spend all their parent's money on ugly clothing.

glob: hey! i haven't hung out with you for soo long! what are you wearing to semi?
me: erm...my dress from last year.
glob: oh. my daddy's taking me on a shopping spree to nyc to buy a dress.
me: hello! it's your freshman semi! no one cares what you wear as long as it looks good on you.
By Eugenia
Globbing
Another (more accurate) term for a girl on her period.

"Be nice to Rosie for the next few days, she's globbing right now."

"Periods are disgusting, all that glob just falling out of me"
By Grete
Glob
A glob is an extremely large dab of hash oil. They are not meant to be taken by amateur smokers.

Damn Jwall these dabs are pretty good, but I'm thinking we need to start takin globs!
By Tatum
Globbing
The act of a man expelling his load into a woman after a long period without masterbation.

Justin didn’t wank for a weak because he knew a good globbing would feel so much better!
By Crystie
Glob
Internal Ejaculation. The act of blowing your load with no condom while the penis is inside the vagina leaving a gooey mess.

Guy#1: Hey, did you use a condom with Sarah last night man?
Guy#2: No i globbed in her!
Guy#1: ....nice!
By Robby
Glob
The act of causing pain.

Open your hand in a claw type manner, and then grab the closest human stomach to you and squeeze.

Glob works best on overweight people.

Keep messing with me, I'm going to Glob you.
By Cyndi
Glob
Take live resin and budder mix the two together to make a glob.

Wanna hit that glob
By Conny
Globs
Made from live resin and budder mixed together

Do you want to hit those globs tonight
By Maurizia