When a man drops his pants, puts his balls on a girls nose so that the left nut is on one side of her nose and the right nut is on the other. Then the man makes the girl gobble like a turkey.
derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable penis disappearances, of a creature conceived when a chicken mates with a gobblin that has an unhealthy appetite for penises. And this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their penises for a very bland consumption. But in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and chopping off each others penises.
Son: "Dad!!! My penis has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."
By Norine
Wobblin Gobblin
The unofficial nickname for the F-117 nighthawk stealth attacker.It was named this because of it's aerodynamic instablility. It also went by the hopeless diamond, and cockroach.
Pilot#1: so what was you're transfer to? Pilot#2: An F-117. Pilot#1: Ha looks like you're flying the wobblin gobblin!