Define Gonch Meaning

Underwear - usually tighty whities with a stretched elastic and bearing the marks of a quarter mile dragstrip which are fuckin unbleachable. Usually vyach just waits til they disintigrate to chuck em. a key and necessary element in gonch pulls.

aka gawnch or gonchies

A hairy. Nasty .hangy.vagina.
Mostly used in the eighties doesn't get much play these days.

A disease or infection of unknown origin, usually sexually transmitted

When you and a couple of buddies smoke a good ounce of kush together and you can’t feel your legs

A Gonch is a huge heavy gut on a male aged between 20-60 who drink way to much beer, dodge salads and do fuck all anything physical, they love sitting on the couch demolishing cans of VB, tooheys or cartlon while getting abused by their female counterparty.

Just Gonch. He's too amazing for a definition. Period. An all around playa.

To beg, take or slyly consume food items from a friend. Also, freeloading.

Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).

The backside of the kneecap.

small dry turds resembling dry dog food inadvertently expressed into ones underpants