Define Goobers Meaning

processed feces from youngling intestines rabbit pellets resembling Boston Baked Beans. Found in some adults only after 'Corn-On-The-Cob' binges. Usually high in methane.

a less blasphomous way for saying god. mostly used by wanabe n00bs

Useless Government

noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.

Being overly intoxicated shit-faced

To be a silly goose.

basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.

Goober refers to drool, spit-up, boogers and other various forms of child slobber, particularly when those substances have come in contact with another person, such as a parent or sibling.

A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name. It is a nickname.

A goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive.

Their good natures make them totally fun and irresistible.
Goober is a new form of AWESOME.

The act of dipping your testicles into your lover's fecal matter.