Define Grapefruits Meaning

Grapefruits

his dick was small, but he had grapefruits
By Verena
Grapefruits
term used to describe a pair of big ass titties,
they look something like this ( . )( . )

damn, i'd like to suck those grapefruits
By Neille
Grapefruiting
When a female uses a grape fruit to jack a male off while giving head. typically the male is blind folded and/or restrained.

MALE1: Dude my girl done some crazy shit last night
Male2: Like what?
Male1: She was grapefruiting me all night
By Jordan
Grapefruit

"Why isn't this Grapefruit purple?" - 50 Cent
By Bliss
Grapefruit
The best living thing ever to have existed. Grapefruit is the Alpha and the Omega. It can never be called a "he" or "she", for the Grapefruit is an "It". Grapefruit is powerful, sexy, charming, seductive, outstanding, astonishing, unique, etc.The ultimate god of the fruits, Grapefruit is the most powerful fruit on earth and overpowers all veggies. It cannot be defined or explained, for Grapefruit is the unexplainable. The invincible. The almighty fruit of all time. Grapefruit has been, is, and will be. A veggie is a Grapefruit's enemy. It bows down at the throne of Grapefruit. Grapefruit is the most powerful thing in the world.

"I love Grapefruit. It is so powerful."
"Wow, that man is so handsome and charming. His name must be Grapefruit"
By Vivienne
Grapefruit
A deeply, deeply committed commitment (like superglue), based on the tedious and lengthy process of consuming said fruit. You must be FULLY aware of the commitment you are making as you pick up the fruit, as lack of sufficient commitment will result in treacherous wastefulness.

You're pre-med? That's such a grapefruit profession! SNAP!

That's a grapefruit marriage, you better be willing to stick with it alllll the way, through the bitterness and sweetness.

By Kirsteni
Grapefruit
You know what a grapefruit is you idiot why the hell did you search it on urban dictionary.

By Kellia
Grapefruit
Grapefruit, a headie nugget of marijuana that is pure white and when touched yellow keef falls off.

Joe: Yeah man just picked up that grapefruit.

Bob: Oh Man! Toss that in my Grav. BongNawwww Dogg.
By Ronda
Grapefruit
Used to descibe males with large bulges.

girl 1:Well,how would you describe his size? About an orange?
girl 2: No, definate grapefruit.
both:
By Eloise
Grapefruit
a girl with a bad fake tan...orange on the outside, pink on the inside...

'man did you just see that grapefruit....girl belonged on the next episode of the jersey shore'
By Tomasine