(n.) The neighbor you must avoid at all costs. A
real penis. A real
peice of work. A Grass field grabbler is usually a stay at home parent who must yell at children since they have nothing else to do. They strike when you least expect it and
grabble children up, never to be seen again. They are also very much despised by the other neighbors, but unfortunately, these people usually stay the longest. Neighborhood Karens are ususally Grass field grabblers.
kid1: "You know that real butthole
stinky face on the corner?"
kid2: "Mrs Johnson?"
Kid 1: "Yeah, she's a real
grass field grabbler, interacting with her is like repeatedly
stepping on a lego, I ride my bike 15 extra minutes around the neighborhood on my way home from school just to avoid that bitch."
Kid 2: "Same here, I hope she moves away"
kid 1: "Never."