Define Grasshole Meaning

1. A cheap, stingy, mooching pothead.

2. A marijuana smoker who will gladly smoke other people's buds when available but suddenly is not in the mood to smoke (share) when he or she is the only one who has any.

3. That guy who calls you up to hang out only after you just acquired some happy greens but does not call you on the rare occasion when he has some because he is a cheap fucktooth who would not even pay for his own toilet paper.

noun. A person whose obsessive yardcare causes feelings of superiority, leading to aggressiveness and irritability.
The grasshole works tirelessly to achieve a perfect, green, debris free lawn area. Anyone whose yard has a lesser appearance, is inferior.
Grassholes are very territorial and become highly agitated when humans or animals trespass in the yard area.
Yards maintained by grassholes frequently contain enough chemical residue to kill a small animal on contact.

when there is hair encompassing your asshole.

An old man who's overly obsessed with his lawn, so he yells at people who go near it.

One who eats too much vegetable fiber, resulting in a blow it out your ass effect of green matter.
A smug individual whom is either vegetarian or vegan and makes wild claims to others about their poor diets.

grasshole: can be used in two separate occasions
(adjective)
1. when one doesn't want to swear but imply 'asshole'

(noun)
2. when one 'plays' dirty, with references to the gross shat under the grass

a hairy asshole

Person who doesn't participate in eco-friendly living. They chuck their recyclables, leave their lights on, grab a handful of plastic bags, drive their rumbling hummers through flocks of majestic birds and refuse to join the grassroots movement.

a person your highly pissed of with for grassing on you. A mixure of grass and asshole

The neighbor that refuses to mow his lawn more than once per month.