This is similar to the move in
the Mario Brother’s games and can be preformed by either a woman or a man. If a woman is performing, she jumps from a
perched location and tries to land her cooch right on the man’s wang. If the man is performing, he attempts to achieve
a hole in one in the woman’s snatch. Failure to penetrate = unimaginable pain and possibly an ER visit.
Tyrant: Yo
big easy, why didn’t you come golfing yesterday?
Big Easy: Dawg, my dick is broken. I attempted a Ground Pound on my wife, and I totally missed. My dick ran right into the ground, and now it’s more purple than a rotten eggplant.
Tyrant: Just rub some
neosporin on it and you should be fine.