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Left Leg
World's most powerful killing machine, located directly beneath the pelvis and directly next to the right leg. Often seen kicking midgets, and possibly planning world domination.

Holy shit, that left leg kicked that midget's ass!
By Jane
Left Leg
World's most powerful killing machine, located directly beneath the pelvis and directly next to the right leg. Often seen kicking midgets, and possibly planning world domination.

Holy shit, that left leg kicked that midget's ass!
By Elsbeth
Left Leg
Thing that goes totally numb after beating the fuck out of your dick so god damn hard.

I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb.
By Nelle
Left Leg Dragging
heavy artillery that prevents a man from walking fast because of rested weight on the left leg.

Woman: Did you see that man walking down the street?

Woman's friend: Yes, and he was walking slowly.

Woman: He suffers from left leg dragging because he has a large dick!

Woman's friend: He is carrying serious weight!
By Tatiania
Left Leg Syndrome
When you beat your dick so hard your left or right leg went numb.

"Ahh man..."
"what?"
"I think I have left leg syndrome."
By Katti
Left Leg Lagging Mitosis
When your that rocked off of your bonker that your left leg lags behind the rest of your body as you walk out of the club shitter

Look at that tosser walking out of the toilets! hes so fucked up hes got left leg lagging mitosis!
By Emelia
Connys Left Leg🥩🧍
Connys Left Leg🥩🧍 is MY bbq she is pretty and swaggy 😜🤟 Connys Left Leg🥩🧍is very kind

i am your friend Connys Left Leg🥩🧍 but maybe we can be more 😳- nah i'mjust kidding ....
unless 👀
By Odele
Connys Left Leg🥩🧍
Connys Left Leg🥩🧍 is MY bbq she is pretty and swaggy 😜🤟 Connys Left Leg🥩🧍is very kind

i am your friend Connys Left Leg🥩🧍 but maybe we can be more 😳 - nah i'm just kidding ....
unless 👀
By Twila
Left-leg-lean
The posture assumed by one who is very intoxicated - but not quite stumble-drunk.

Sarah - How long has Mike been at the bar?
Joe - I'm not sure, but he's been doing the left-leg-lean for about an hour now.
By Alberta
Left-leg Syndrome
The uncontrollable need to sneak into your neighbors garden to sniff their grass and steal their cat food to feed your gorilla.

“My name is Darrel and I have been diagnosed with left-leg syndrome.”
By Mahala