An Irish stout that is known as a household name. Very good drink and used in Irish recipies like coffee and cakes.
Guy: Y'know, Mick, I'll take a Guiness, it's my 5-month anniversery with my date.
Bartender: Take Two bottles, the two of you might drink it all up within the first hour.
Guy:Thanks.
By Vonny
Guinessed
The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed.
A person that is inexplicable. Guiness is quirky, lively, and unpredictable. You will often find yourself double taking a "Guiness" statement. Through all of this you will recognize an affectionate friend that is always there to talk and add a random narrative to brighten your day. When you first meet a Guiness you will realize instantly that he is your soul mate.