Define Permed Meaning

Permed
Someone who smokes a large amount of weed every day; permafried.

Dan’s so permed he tried paying for his coffee with his driver’s licence.
By Nancey
Permed
Permed” is slang for permafried, meaning your brain is permanently fried from doing psychedelics or drugs in general.

My friend did way to much lsd and now she’s permed.
By Lanita
Permed
Permed is short for permanent ownage. Usually used in the game Counter-Strike when someone who is leet headshots a nub and they leave the server and never play the game again. Could be considered the highest level of pwnage (see pwn)

(in game)

*nub dies*
nub says: OMG J00 SUCK
*unnamed has left the game*
white lighter says: holy crap, that nub got permed
By Valencia
Permed
A person or place that is beat down or worn out. Someone who is hung over or lacking rest. It can also describe someone getting drunk or partying really hard. It can be said in plural or singular form, both have equal meanings.

"I'm so Permed from last nights drinks I can barely function at work today" "Tonight I'm gonna get my Perm on!" "May the Perm be with you" "Was she cute? Or was she Perm" "
By Gerti
Perm

Oh he got a perm he must be gay
By Grayce
Perm

Oh he got a perm he must be gay
By Prudy
Perm
More commonly known as a relaxer, a perm is a series of chemicals that African-American girls use on their hair to make it look less curly, rough, and thick. As a result, their hair becomes darker, straighter, thinner, softer, longer and smoother.

I got a perm yesterday and I love my hair now.

Your hair looks really nice. Did you get a perm?
By Gloria
Perm
Incapacitation due to excessive alcohol consumption and/or use of controlled substances.
Primarily used in Arkansas and the Dallas-Fort Worth Area.

Lloyd perm? Oh yeah, you know Lloyd perm!
By Cristi
Perm
When a white boy, typically a “Brock” decides to curl their hair permanently to become more “black”

Look at Brock that dumb ass got a PERM
By Alexa
Perm
1. Creamy crack; something many black women feel they need and grow an unhealthy dependence on in the efforts to make their hair straight or European-looking.

2. caustic chemicals that have no business on somebody's hair

That perm made her hair look thin and scraggly.
By Nerti