Define Gurk Meaning

Gurk

the sound a woman makes whilst gagging on an erect cock.

Sheila was a gurker.

By Jami

Gurk

A gurk - One who downloads more porn than anyone else in a 300 mile radius.

scott is a gurk.

By Elsinore

Gurk

A romantic interest

1. David and Billy found a gurk on Roblox

2. She my gurk, She just doesn't know it yet!

3. David, Billy, and Quinten from Lagful Paradise founded the word gurk

By Guenevere

Gurk

a big girl who preys on drunk men

Ended up makin out with this gurk last night, she got me again.

By Gavrielle

Gurk

The opposite of geek .

(Generally) - Lacking in the knowledge of the technical and textual

complexities of the Internet .

I am a computer gurk .

By Jorey

Gurk

1. bevy lord
2. general party attender

1. "Awww watch Alison down that vodka, she's such a gurk!"
2. "Let's attend Sebastion's party this weekend because we're such gurks"

By Candice

Gurk

Another name for a masturbating penis. Often used in combination with the verb "jerk" or "turk".

"I accidentally shoved a splintery pencil up my penis-hole while I was jerkin' the gurk."
"I enjoy gurkin' the turk in public."

By Amata

Gurk

to puke or vomit, or to insult a girl you don't like when she says hi

girl says "hello" you say "oh i'm gonna gurk" and promptly run away from the fatty

By Laural

Gurk

a female; a girl; anyone who doesn't have a Y chromosome

You throw like a gurk!

By Sofia

Gurk

A word to say when wading through gross mud or upon encountering gross slime on a handrail that you were using.

James Nye: "Ruby, let me wipe this gross frosting on your face!"
Ruby: "NO! Gurk! Well, ok."

By Lorita