Define Gustav Meaning

Pronunciation: Goose-tav
- gustav, gustavo, gus-taav, goosetav

1.Someone who looks proud when they answer back with the insult "your mum!" or walks around constantly with a nike TN cap on and with his hands down his pants feeling himself. Someone who has no coutesy and is willing to "beat the shit" out of you if you say a sentence without at least 4 "fucks" in.Someone who has lost their virginity by the age of ten, usually to a beast of a girl, that he paid for.

2.People who attempt to boost their self-esteem or confidence by posting their most negative and stereotypical beliefs from the scial barrier of the Internet.

3.A person of low intellect.

4.A person incapable of earning their own living.

5.A person who, due to some profound physical/biological anomaly, is incapable of feeding, dressing, or bathing themselves.

An individual who is of bald nature.

Gustaving refers to the act of shooting infantry in Bad Company 2 with the Swedish-made Carl Gustav AT launcher.

It is meant for shooting tanks and helicopters, but the speed, accuracy and blast radius makes it perfect for taking out infantry at any range.

It is considered lame by many, pretty much like the grenade launcher from the CoD series.

Something that was destroyed by hurricane Gustav and is not yet repaired.

Gustav is not only a man, he is a God. He is a man who feels proud when he can outsmart everyone around him, aka every time. Not only is he handsome, but he has an amazing sense of humour. He is proud of his Swedish roots and the names meaning: "Staff of the Geats". People call Gustav a king because of his awesomeness. He is a man of honor and respect.

Noun: A truly honored position, to be a Gustav is to be one of the most elite in ALL of society and human history in general. Gustavs are the unrivaled most attractive and charming people in their generation and are dangerously handsome. They are delicate and powerful, divine and demonic, cute and intimidating, to be confronted with a Gustav is to be bombarded with raw emotion. Gustav is love, Gustav is life, Gustav is everything, GUSTAV will steal your girl.
Gustav can alternatively be used as a particularly grandiose compliment. Be WARNED, the use of Gustav as a compliment must be JUSTIFIED and MEANINGFUL. No going around calling everybody a Gustav.

Most infamous crocodile in Africa, due to it being the largest, and reports that it has killed and eaten 300 natives, said to be over 60 years old. Somtimes used to describe a particularly draconian dictator in Africa.

A devastating hurricane that was a category 5 hurricane when it hit the golf cost. Gustav in Old Swedish Orgin means "staff of the goths".

Gustav is an amazing person, with an interesting sense in politics.

He is ofte seen singing "chocolate rain" but replacing rain, with dick.
He is a beautiful person, outside and in.

If you find a gustav, keep him - and dont ever let hime go.

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