Q: Do you know why haggots wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
By Hannah
Haggot
A male who lives vicariously through the life or lives of a lesbian(s). Like a fag hag, only being male - preferably a gay male. Almost like being a sister to said lesbian(s).
Following the clique nervously, the haggot quickly thought up a wittyturn of phrase to keep his lesbian friend amused.