Define Handy-dandy Meaning

short form for a handy-capped person.

Another word for a "handjob". It is normally used by tools trying to describe to his tool friends what sexual pleasures he recieved. This is generally used by middle school "bros" who are too immature to know what oral sex is.

a handy dandy notebook is a notebook duh that you write clues in. It is featured in the hit show "Blues Clues". which in my opinion is a great show.

One of the Most terrifying entities in all of existence known for kidnapping children with lightning fast speed, and eating them with demonic hunger after they say the rhyme. "Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are fast, But the Dandy is faster."

When you give an over the top hand job to some guy but you go so hard that the foreskin is ripped clean off.

A Handjob Given by a woman of 90 years of age or older.

When one holds the base of a man's penis and blows air across the tip until the man reaches orgasm and all the seeds fly away.

Inserting a bullet into the urethra, and pissing really hard so it shoots out.

It is whenever the male is tall enough were the female can give him head while standing.

When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.