Define Hasselhoff Meaning

v. To infiltrate another person's computer when he/she has left the room and change his/her desktop wallpaper image to something of crude and/or humorous nature. Though it is not mandatory, it is preferable that the new image involve Baywatch star, David Hasselhoff.

However, the act of hasselhoffing is not limited to desktop wallpaper. Any image or picture file is subject to be hasselhoffed. The possibilities are only limited by the perpetrator's creativity.

Origins: Hasselhoffing was started in the computer animation department at Ringling College of Art and Design. It was usually done in the computer labs when someone left their station to use the restroom or when they forgot to log out of their account. However, it was banned when a student took the prank too far and replaced another student's desktop with a lewd picture.

verb, present tense. to have one's chest hair stick out above his garments, such as a t-shirt or turtleneck.
hasselhoffing, hasselhoffed, hasselhoffs.
synonym: chubes (combination of "chest" and pubes")

1. To bother or harass
2. To tempt or tease

When something is hard to do (also can be a missionhoff)

Golf slang.

Refered to when someone hits their ball into a bunker.

A Being Of Nathaniel Bakers Lust

/HA sel hof/ verb, intransitive

to slip and fall down badly while shaving or (more broadly) in the bathroom

Origin: the term comes from a surname of a celebrity whose unfortunate accident resulted in many comments on the internet. It is not clear, however, where and who used it first.

The reason why Jekyll and Hyde is no longer on Broadway. Opposite of awesome

A caramelized chiseled exterior and a full head of locks, the sexy wimper snapper who starred in the Knight Rider and took it in the butt on Bay Watch episode #11 season one

verb. To run in slow motion