Define Hesse Meaning

Hesse
some sort of molesterish creep that one middle school has hired for a music teacher. no one knows why. everyone crys. i no how to ryme. i can do it on a dime.
yea im done
but still
he hasn't won
the battle
on top of
my cattle
because she pooped
on his head
which he scooped
inside his bed.

WHOA MAN, i got hesse, dude, shit. im leaving school
By Roxanne
Hess
n. a suave individual, well mannered

Wow, Hess is looking like a pimp tonight... Wait, he looks like a pimp every night.
By Shelbi
Hess
Secret cult of masked people also known as the hooded ones, early Germanic ancestry.
"Same pronunciation as Hess"

By Mirella
Hess
A handsome Jesse, lady’s man

Daym I wish I was one of Hess’ girls, he is sight for sore eyes.
By Sibley
Hess
A nice way of saying, "Hell NO!."

It also can mean that you don't agree, stand up for or condone a certain activity, event, thing or what have you.

Brother: "Let me borrow $20 for gas."
Sister: HESS! I'm riding on "E."
By Corenda
Hess
A cool skin/pot head in cargo pants and t-shirt. A hess is known to consume a lots of weed and alchohol in abusive (near to coma/deadly) amounts. The usage of these substances by a hess is mostly done in a kitchen. To refer to this activity they use the name "CoughingKitchen" (Kcina Tisol).....

Look that guy is a hess you can tell by what he is smoking. ("Il qadsa l'Madonna hess kemm int imkisser ?") Yesterday the hess slept on the sidewalk" "Il lostja il hess haga wahda ma bankina ilejla"
By Birgitta
Hess
Commonly used by gumpy kids to express excitement and joy.


"Dude, taco bell is open super late... hess!"
By Nikoletta
Hess
a soul's counterpart; soul mate; hetero-life-partner

Andrew, Daniel is your hess.
By Netta
Hess
1) Big stupid giraffe-like Mennonite

(Eytomolgy - Mennonitus Maximus)

1) "Are you going to come out tonight or are you just gonna be a hess?"

2) Every hess I know should be smacked like a bitch.
By Franni
Hess
a disease of the plebe type. symptoms include: general fatigue, general pain, knee pains, vomiting, headaches. The Hess usually occurs preceeding activities that involve work, thinking, or getting out of your room. The Hess will carry you through at least 180 days on chit and will get many people to hate you and wonder how your brother was so bad ass here but you aren't. No known cure.

Person A: Man, he's been sick for a while now, what's wrong with him?
Person B: I've heard he's got that incurable disease, you know, like AIDS, except its called The Hess.
By Karola