Dude, I saw this chick with a phat ass and some crazy big knockers crossin the street, but she got closer and i saw she was a HOFFA.
By Annabel
Hoffa
To leave somewhere (normally a party or bar) without the knowledge of those in attendance. Usually after drinking way too much and in need of sleep or food, however a hoffa can be performed for any reason (i.e. to hook up). Performed usually to avoid unwanted opinions from friends in attendance.
Person 1: Dude, that guy has been making out with that chick for the last five minutes. I would have sworn he was gay!
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely gay. Just look at him.
Person 1: Oh, he must be doing the Hoffa.
Someone who acts like he owns the place. A real piece of shit, who thinks he's a god, but really he is a slimy douchebag. Usually very arrogant and usually has a gay hair cut.
I was eating at McDonald's and this Hoffa walks in. He acted like a douchebag and thought he owned the place. What a Hoffa
Jimmy Hoffa, notoriusly corrupt, and qouted as saying "I don't need bodygaurds". He took a walk one night and never returned. His body is still undiscovered. When you find a place that looks like it hasn't been looked in for a while, you can intelligently claim to have found Jimmy Hoffa's body.