Define Hotplate Meaning

Hotplate
When someone puts saran wrap over his face and has someone else take a shit on it. Usually done as part of fucking

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a small unit with a heating element used for cooking food.

If you dont shut the fuck up Im gonna give you a hotplate
By Lesya
Hotplate
When one of two sexual partners defecates on the bottom partner's chest or stomach and then proceeds to have intercourse with them. Works with any position relative to the missionary. (see glass-bottom boat for the inclusion of saran wrap and partner's mouth.)

The smell of my fresh hotplate wafted up into my face as i fucked her gently.
By Zita
Hotplate
when u duct tape a peice of saran wrap over someone's mouth and take a shit on the saran wrap.

Kyle was being an idiot so while he slept I gave him a hotplate.
By Carla
Hotplate
Item of cookware plugged by George Plimpton on The Simpsons

George Plimpton - And a hotplate!
By Courtenay
Hotplate
When someone tells you not to do something, and you know they're right, but you do it anyway to learn the lesson the hard way.

When you know the person your about to date is going to burn you or they are going to be more trouble than they are worth, but you do it anyway for the sex or the experience.

A person who you know you shouldn't have sex with or date because they have issues, but you can't help it, generally because they are hot, or your just that curious, or you like a challenge, or you have shit self esteem too.

Girl 1: Im going on a date with that guy form last night

Girl 2: But you can tell he has massive issues,

Girl 1: Yeah I know, but he's such a hotplate

Guy 1: My ex girl is super crazy, but she got that booty.
Guy 2: You KNOW she a hotplate.
By Terza
Louisiana Hotplate
Essentially the same as a cleveland steamer but with an added layer of protection: a layer of Saran wrap. It is the sexual act in which a person craps on another person's chest and sits down and rocks back and forth on the turd. Makes cleanup a breeze too.

After watching a special on dateline, Jane became so worried about std's that we had to sub-in a Louisiana Hotplate instead of the usual cleveland steamer
By Christiana
Cincinnati Hotplate
Akin to the "Cleveland Steamer" a Cincinnati Hotplate is when one person lays under a glass table while another person straddles the table and defecates on the table, giving the "receiver" the fecalphiliac thrill without the mess.

See also "Stallone"

"Sylvester Stallone was a big fan of the ol' Cincinnati Hotplate. He'd pay big bucks to have hookers drop a deuce on the table while he spanked one out to it. Sick!"
By Ida
Cinncinati Hotplate
The act of a women pressing her tits together and the male proceeds to sits on her face and "reverse titty fuck" her all the while her nose is in your corn hole.

Bob: I'm horny but youre bleeding down there.......

Samantha: Well..... I'm in the mood for a refreshingly zesty Cinncinati Hotplate

Bob: Good thing i had chipotle!
By Gilligan
Vegetarian Hotplate
when you place saran wrap over your partner's face, and deficate on their face. The end result is that they get the sensation of hot scat on their face, without the mess!

Frank "How's the wife, Bob?"

Bob "Happy."

Frank "Why's that?"

Bob "gave her a good old-fashioned vegetarian hotplate!"
By Lanette
Honalulu Hotplate
The Honolulu Hotplate is like a cleveland steamer but it requires the recipient to put saran wrap over their face and the giver to eat some type of tropical meal the evening before hand. Instead of the feces being shat onto the users chest, the giver defecates onto the saran wrap in order for the recipient to enjoy the sensation of hot tropical poo but without the unfortunate mess. Its also used as a facial treatment in some remote areas around the world.

Last weekend, I was at a jack shack and enjoyed a Honalulu Hotplate.
By Manda