That thing Philip Defranco always talks about. Its a wednesday. The hump you have to get over- the middle of the week. You feel relieved tomorrow is thursday, then friday, then- Weekend. (YES)
"Today is HUMPDAY, so were givin things away! Woo hoo! Wednesday givaways!" -Philip Defranco
damn Its Wednesday and I'm horny...I'ma HollaBack Humpday my gurl Patricia on her Facebook wall and see if she's free!
By Ivy
Humpday Chillin
The act of raging, goin H.A.M. and or partying on a wednesday with your crew and some fine ass honey dips instead of being at school.
boobie: yo u study for that math test?
cg-balla: nah i completely forgot
boobie: its all good cause we aint going to class today its wednesday, which means humpday chillin!!!
cg-balla: oh tight ill hit up becky, callie and olivia
By Luelle
Homiesexual Humpday
Homiesexual humpday is the one day of each week on Wednesday inwhich friends of all shapes orientations,sizes, and shape are able to engage in intense session of homiesexual activities without being in a true romantic or sexual relationship kinda like a quick favor between the homies (applises to all people)
Bill: "Hey ted, tomorrow's Humpday. Are you going to make it to the local brew pub for mug club night?"
Ted: "That all depends on how things go during Humpday Foreplay, but I'm otherwise up for it!"
By Myrtle
Happy Humpday!
Eine in sozialen Dating-Applikationen (Tinder, Bumble, Lovoo, Grinder, etc.) gebräuchliche Begrüßungsettikette, um seine Freude über die potentielle Aussicht auf sexuellen Verkehr (engl. vulg. : to hump), durch das sogenannte "Match", auszudrücken. Das englische Verb "to hump" (dt.: schleppen, tragen, vulg. bumsen) wurde hier bewusst aus den zahlreichen Beschreibungsformen für sexuelle Aktivität in der Englische Sprache gewählt. In Kombination mit dem voranstehenden Adjektiv "happy" (dt.: fröhlich, glücklich) wird so die stilistische Figur einer Alliteration gebildet.
Happy Humpday! Mein Freund ist heute Abendnicht da! Magst du vorbeikommen?
