Define Humphrey Meaning

a whore
a person who humps for free
a person who goes out w/ ppl, and makes love to them after their first date
a blond bitch
cunt
a bj giveaway

Who the fuck actually names their kid Humphrey. That nigga can't be real.

Why do you hate me, mom? You had me in your fucking stomach for nine goddamn months, and you think that you're gonna name me after some dumb bitch grandpa that died 12 years before I was born? The fuck is wrong with you? I was made fun of for years because you named me fucking HUMPHREY!!!

FUCK YOU!! I WAS TORTURED THROUGHOUT SCHOOL BUT I NEVER TOLD YOU CAUSE YOU WOULD'VE LOOKED AT ME AND TOLD ME TO GO SUCK MY OWN DICK CAUSE THAT IS JUST WHO YOU ARE, YOU FAT FUCK!

NO WONDER DAD LEFT YOU WHEN I WAS 3!

FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!

B I T C H

A child that is born to unwed parents who eventually get married.

Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.

A unique and versatile word to describe male genitals, suspicious packages from Big Sausage Pizza, and cockerels.

Someone who is just a complete and utter soppy bastard and does regular Facebook updates explaining how shit their life is, often saying FML.

A loving, confident, kind, handsome, smart and patience soul whose capacity for love is endless.

If you are lucky enough to find a Humphrey- he is a keeper- he gives amazing head scratches, loves a good massage, is a chess master, acts like a cat at times and enjoys looking at and having beautiful things.

He is a good friend and a great lover- he strives for perfection in every aspect of his life but is patience and kind to his girlfriend - he has a special smile that only she will ever get to see.

All in all- Humphrey is the perfect boyfriend.

The act of sitting on a chair while touching yourself to a werthers original

You heard the myth right..HE IS THE MAN. THE LEGEND ... Just dont take the pith..